ALERT: Jackspeak

We're at the dinner table. Jack is wearing a purple-velvet oversized top hat from the costume bin. He's twisting the hat around his head and pulling it over his eyes. He's not paying much attention to his meal.

Me: "Jack, pick up your fork and eat or I'll have to take the hat."

Jack: "Take my pants. Leave the hat."

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